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- Big Green Guy
- Let's be clear here: I'm not the real Godzilla. I'm a toy. I fit in a pocket. My owner took me to Antarctica and photographed me among the penguins, snow and ice and it was so fun that she's continued to take me places and take photos of me. It's silly. Very silly. I hope you get a chuckle out of it. Roar.
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Okay, Goddie.
Okay.
Okay, yes. I admit, it's been a while. I have been practicing restraint, don't you know, the fine art of tongue-holding. I haven't been far, but I have been silent.
Until now. Now I must break the silence because I can't take it. I see you, Goddie, galavanting around, HOLDING HANDS with some unnamed babe with a decent manicure, I mean, WHAT IS THAT, Goddie? I'm being played, aren't I? Like a freakin' fiddle.
Who is she? What is this? And what about our Japanese baby, huh?? I suppose you told HER you were all over the idea of adopting too? That all she had to do was SAY THE WORD and you'd go trotting off into the sunset together? Or the nearest Wildlife Preserve for a little bird watching, am I right????
Or at least to the nearest Chinese restaurant, because apparently you don't care AT ALL that I ADORE YOU and want you healthy and NOT bloated. I mean, chocolate bars??? you're eating CHOCOLATE BARS?? Was that her idea, too?
And hikes? And trips to Berkeley? For God's sake, what's next? Hash bars in Amsterdam? Tie-dye? Love-ins? Running around with a tattered copy of "On the Road" in your pocket?
What is this, Goddie, a phase? Is that it? Is this the last of the wild oats before you settle down?
Oh, my GOD, that's IT, isn't it???
You're on the verge of a proposal? Oh, Goddie, then it's all good! Go and have your fun, Goddie! Hold hands! Drown in chocolate! Travel!
How does that saying go, if you love something, set it free?
You're free, Goddie. Work it all out.
Just come back when you're done, and remember who loves you.
Me, that's who.
I'll be waiting.
Eternally Patient,
YBF
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