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- Big Green Guy
- Let's be clear here: I'm not the real Godzilla. I'm a toy. I fit in a pocket. My owner took me to Antarctica and photographed me among the penguins, snow and ice and it was so fun that she's continued to take me places and take photos of me. It's silly. Very silly. I hope you get a chuckle out of it. Roar.
7 comments:
How do you afford to do all this travelling, Godzilla? Do you have a day job? By the way, there is a Chocolate Festival the World Forestry center tomorrow. I know you love chocolate, perhaps you should go to it.
Yes, Goddie, I was also going to ask you about all the globe-hopping and if you ever stay in one place long enough to grow a religious practice....? I don't think yoga or tai chi count, and you never DID reply to my question about Lutheranism or Unitarianism....I mean, we're heading into the Easter season (I KNOW, right? Like, Jesus was just freakin' BORN and now he's already in deep doo-doo and close to being scragged. It's so sad!) and I'm wondering if you might find your way to a local church--ANY church--for Ash Wednesday (maybe you can stand near the smoke stack--if there is one, maybe somewhere near the bell tower or the steeple, just look around) and get anointed with ashes that way, cause you might not fit in the chapel. Or maybe you're actually Jewish, and you'll find yourself partaking in a Passover service at some point?
Will you keep kosher?
Do you speak Hebrew?
Do you have a yarmulke that fits that enormous scaly skull, Goddie? I'm thinking an old parachute, like the ones we played with in grade school and bounced a ball around, might fit your head pretty well.
Just a thought.
Always looking out for my Goddie.
Well, if you want any company over the Spring holidays, let me know.
Heck, maybe you're Pagan. We haven't even DISCUSSED the possibility of Equinox!
Kisses,
YBF
I don't even know how to respond to this. It's just way beyond me. I may be a Big Green Guy but my brain is about the size of a walnut....a really big walnut, but a walnut nonetheless. Someday I might evolve to a higher level that questions everything but for now I just want to travel, breathe nuclear stuff and stomp on things. Is that so wrong?
Simplicity is a serious turn-on. Right up there with yoga and tai chi. Maybe you're Quaker?
As for the walnut-sized brain, probably NOT an attribute we'd want to pass on to our kids; while I'm all for simplicity, I don't really dig stupidity. In fact, it's kind of a turn-OFF, if you really must know.
But I'm willing to hang in there. I guess we'll just have to consider adoption.
I'm thinking a Chinese baby girl.
xo,
YBF
Make it a Japanese baby and I'm there.
I said to ADOPT, my dearest walnut-brain, not stomp or eat....
Although your proposal is enticing.
May I call it a proposal?
Oh, my GOD, are you proposing???!!!
OMG!!!! Goddie!!! My heart is all aflutter!!
Just FYI, I'm partial to cathedral settings (I'm talking about rings, not weddings, although that would be nice, too) and yellow diamonds....
Goddie!!!!!!!!
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